Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Fox News Goes Liberal!

The conspiracy is so vast now that Fox news has put up a review of Ben Stein's "Expelled" ripping him to shreds in true liberal fashion. Some crap about "exaggeration" and "distortion". Hey whatever happened to freedom of speech?

From Fox News:

"Directed by one Nathan Frankowski, "Expelled" is a sloppy, all-over-the-place, poorly made (and not just a little boring) "expose" of the scientific community. It’s not very exciting. But it does show that Stein, who’s carved out a career selling eye drops in commercials and amusing us on sitcoms, is either completely nuts or so avaricious that he’s abandoned all good sense to make a buck. "

"What the producers of this film would love, love, love is a controversy. That’s because it’s being marketed by the same people who brought us "The Passion of the Christ." They’re hoping someone will latch onto an anti-Semitism theme here, since there’s a visit to a concentration camp and the raised idea — apparently typical of the intelligent design community — that somehow the theory of evolution is so evil that it caused the Holocaust. Alas, this is such a warped premise that no one’s biting. "

"The whole idea of Stein, a Jew, jumping on the intelligent design bandwagon of the theory of evolution begetting the Nazis is so distasteful you wonder what in — sorry — God’s name — he was thinking when he got into this. Who cares, really, if "Expelled" is anti-Semitic? It will come and go without much fanfare. "

Me again. I just want to know how this liberal god hating homosexual latte drinker slipped through the cracks at Fox news.
I know that Sean Hannity is a closet homosexual, but really, he must have been paid off bigtime to get this thing written.

3 comments:

upinVermont said...

I'm never watching Fox News again.

Too bad, because, you know, they just, like, totally blew their reputation.

Aaron said...

What happened was Bush started becoming a liberal after reading all that Shakespeare and Camus during his vacations. Fox news got so caught up in kissing his butt because he was a republican that they were evebtualy bamboozled into supporting liberalism like a football player recovering a fumbling and running the wrong way as fast as he can down the football field. But now they are bashing creationism science?! It's like they're going directly against free speech. Before you know it they'll be giving links to wikipedia.

closet-id-guy said...

closet homo? Sorry, Aaron, that's YOUR dept. As for "Expelled," did you actually see it? Of course not! You don't actually need to SEE a movie to review it. I saw it and it made some damn good points.
My favortie part was where he got Dawkins to admit the possibility of ID.