--"If he actually believes this bullshit, it might
help guide him towards a better life"
--"Oh Lord please!
If you remove these anal warts,
I swear I'll never try double penetration again..."
--"But Lord, I slaughtered them all...
Man, woman, child and beast. Why dost thou
repeatedly not keepest thy end of the deal?"
--"Oooh, here it comes bubblin' up.
He who farts in church must sit in his own pew, hehe"