Saturday, April 08, 2006

What They Pray For

--"If he actually believes this bullshit, it might
help guide him towards a better life"

--"Oh Lord please!
If you remove these anal warts,
I swear I'll never try double penetration again..."

--"But Lord, I slaughtered them all...
Man, woman, child and beast. Why dost thou
repeatedly not keepest thy end of the deal?"

--"Oooh, here it comes bubblin' up.
He who farts in church must sit in his own pew, hehe"

Pastor Tilton- He talks to:

The Devil

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