Sunday, November 05, 2006

Official Confession!

Haggard confesses.

"The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality and I take responsibility for the entire problem. I am a deceiver and a liar. There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I have been warring against it all of my adult life."

(words of holiness in red)

I know what is most despicable- the fact that he lied straight faced in front of his wife and to his congregation. Imagine what his kids must be going through. Oh god, time to recruit the former cult member deprogrammers. We need about...oh... 30 million of them.

Updated information that is very interesting:

More on Haggard's battle against "Control"
Yesterday, Radio France's Rachel Maddow interviewed Jeff Sharlett, the author of "Soldiers of Christ," the definitive article on Ted Haggard published in Harpers last Spring.

From the interview, we learn the following facts about Pastor Ted's battle against a shadowy group of demon-possessed evil doers that he calls "Control."

Pastor Ted staked out homosexual bars and sex shops in an effort to recruit the establishment's patrons into a Christianist lifestyle.
He laid siege to homosexual bars and federal buildings by praying in front of them and rebuking the demons within them.

One Haggard follower would take a garden sprayer filled with blessed water and spray it onto sinful intersections.

Pastor Ted says that Satan sent a witch to stab him.
His parishioners say Haggard resurrected a dead person.

Interview link

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